The little dog sits in the shade. It's a hot day in his home town. Fur can be awkward in the summer. But rest is not for this little canine as today he must again perambulate the subterranean maze that is know as The London Underground! Now, the four pawed little chap does not have to spend time 'getting ready'. He will venture out in the fur he stands up in. Not so for his master and the plenitude of two-pawed troglodytes he will encounter on his sojourn.
However these quotes show that there is hope for the Human Race:
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes" ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" ~Linda Ellerbee
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society" ~Mark Twain
"If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies.... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it" ~Albert Einstein
"Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe" ~Benny Hill
"Just around the corner in every woman's mind - is a lovely dress, a wonderful suit, or entire costume which will make an enchanting new creature of her" ~Wilhela Cushman
"When you can't do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy in something useless but available, like snappy dressing." ~Lois McMaster Bujold
"Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly" ~Epictetus
"Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are" ~Quentin Crisp
"It's always the badly dressed people who are the most interesting" ~Jean Paul Gaultier
Fat Dog nods. Woof!
