Week 31 - Flip-Flops & Sandals

OMG, OMG, WOOF WOOF WOOFING WOOF-WOOF

1. Backpacks
2. Sunglasses
3. Flip Flops (sandals)

...on the underground.... Why! Take the Woofing sunglasses off your head, you are 30 metres under the ground, you don't need sunglasses! Backpacks are OK ..but take the woofing thing off and carry it so you don't shove it into the person when you turn round.

[Calm]... OK, so we have established that sunglasses and backpacks are more the attire of Michael Palin during a Summer sojourn in the Himalayas. What about the KILLER FLIP FLOPS!

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I will repeat. Beach, remember, sand, sun and discarded plastic bottles? That is where you ware sandals..NOT ON THE WOOFING METRO!. FLIP-FLOPS ARE DANGEROUS. It is a fact that elevators are x20 dangerous than lifts. Thousands of people are hurt (some seriously) on elevators each year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escalator

Many people have toes and other digits 'removed' by escalators each year. They seriously are dangerous. Wearing open-toed sandals in very crowded conditions where many of the people are unfamiliar with their surroundings is crazy. I have seen a one girl with her toe ripped open. Take special care with children, they are the most likely to be hurt on escalators.

http://www.healthzone.ca/health/yourhealth/article/842095--so-many-ways-flip-flops-can-hurt-you

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4172888.stm

At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.
Tea Leoni

[sigh]