Saturday, June 19, 2010

Week 22 - Plastic










The little dog sniffs the plastic container. 'PLASTIC!' thinks Fat Dog. The dog rolls the bottle over so he can see the bottom. The bottle has a number '1' in a triangle mark on the base. 'What does this mean' thinks the little dog? In the UK humans only recycle the plastic marked with either a 1, 2 or a 3. The other types of plastic (from 4 to 7) can be recycled but they are low grades and humans use they to fill up very large holes in the ground. So remember Fat Dog says look at the number on the base! 1,2,3 is good and must be recycled. They get the FAT DOG SQUIRREL MARK of approval! If in doubt, think FAT DOG and look for the triangle mark & remember 123 PET-HDPE-PVC


1 PET Polyethylene terephthalate - Fizzy drink bottles and oven-ready meal trays.

2 HDPE High-density polyethylene - Bottles for milk and washing-up liquids.

3 PVC Polyvinyl chloride - Food trays, cling film, bottles for squash, mineral water and shampoo.

4 LDPE Low density polyethylene - Carrier bags and bin liners.

5 PP Polypropylene - Margarine tubs, microwaveable meal trays.

6 PS Polystyrene - Yoghurt pots, foam meat or fish trays, hamburger boxes and egg cartons, vending cups, plastic cutlery, protective packaging for electronic goods and toys.

7 OTHER Any other plastics that do not fall into any of the above categories. - An example is melamine, which is often used in plastic plates and cups.


More information here: http://www.wasteonline.org.uk/resources/InformationSheets/Plastics.htm


Friday, June 11, 2010

Week 21 - Squirrles! To Eat Or Not To Eat?









Did you know, that Red squirrels are protected. So even if you find a stunned one by the side of the road you can't chew it. However Grey squirrels are a different matter....

Grey Squirrels:

Grey squirrels are listed on schedule 9 of the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981. This makes it an offence to release, or allow escape, into the wild any grey squirrel. It is also an offence, by an Order under the Destructive Imported Animals Act 1932, to keep or import grey squirrels except under licence.


So, If for example you find a stunned grey squirrel by the side of the road this then puts you in a dilemma. You are breaking the law if you release it and it is also an offence to keep it... the solution to this paradox is obvious ...a tasty snack! Problem solved!


Friday, June 04, 2010

Week 20 - The Marshmello Test









Marshmello Test, you will need sound.

Editor: Warning, this test does not apply to dogs.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amsqeYOk--w




Friday, May 28, 2010

Week 19 - Agent Dragonfly








A Small fat dog stares at a screen and shakes his head.... This is from a blog called Agent Dragonfly.. Woofey, some people will write about ANYTHING!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Dishwasher Organization

...being all clean and perfect but I learned to let go. I had to for my own sanity.............one thing that I actually am anal about is how the dishwasher is packed. I don't know why, but I seriously have a system that I am pretty sure is the best sytem around and it saves space and therefor saves water and energy........
I am a flight attendant and am out of town ALL the time......when I come home and I see a TINY bowl taking up 3 spaces I freak out.......I have to rearrange the whole dishwasher. I have tried or at least mentioned the dishwashing system to Joe but that doesn't seem to matter. Its ridiculous but it matters to me and I am sick of moving stupid bowls or gladware from the wrong tier of the dishwashing system.
AND FYI Sara......your place is INCREDIBLY fabulous but when I tried to put the dishes in the dishwasher I did not understand your system.........
Posted by Agent DragonFly at 2:14 AM


...and then some peole have even left replies, such as:

Ruth Anne said...
Its a shared passion.
September 17, 2008 8:31 PM



http://agentdragonfly.blogspot.com/2008/09/dishwasher-organization.html




Thursday, May 20, 2010

Week 18 - Stilton Soup









Fat Dog likes Stilton & Celery soup and also Leek and Potato soup....but even better is Stilton, Leek, Celery & Potato soup!

olive oil / butter
1 clove garlic
1 medium potato
2 stick of celery
2 leeks
1/2 carrot grated
pinch of thyme
Pinch of flour
1 vegetable stock
3 cups of water
100g Stilton


Really simple - Grate the leek, potato, and celery and fry in the butter/oil with the garlic. Do not brown, just soften. Then add all other ingredients. cook gently for 30min then blitz. Simples!


Friday, May 14, 2010

Week 17 - Silly Names








Humans are mad. Yes these names really do exits.

Anna Prentice, Annette Curtain, Jenny Taylor, Bill Board, Carrie Oakey, Hazel Nutt, Helen Back, Stan Still, Terry Bull, Paige Turner, Sonny Day, Tim Burr, Anna Sasin, Barry Cade, Barb Dwyer and last but not least Mary Christmas & Esther Munday the sisters!

:O


Friday, May 07, 2010

Week 16 - Planning is an unnatural process









"Planning is an unnatural process; It is much more fun to do something.

And the nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression."

~ Sir John Harvey Jones

['rat' - by Roel]



Friday, April 30, 2010

Week 15 - Common Oak & Sessile Oak









All my walks in the forest have not been wasted chasing squirrels. I have learnt something; There are two types of Oak tree native to the British Isles. The Common Oak and the Sessile Oak. The Sessile Oak prefers uplands areas while the Common Oak prefers lower regions. You can spot the difference via the acorns. On the Common Oak the acorns are on little stalks and on the Sessile Oak they are not. Oak trees can live up to a 1000 years.

So if you are from a foreign land and wish to amaze some native 'Brits' whilst walking in the woods this year then dazzle them with your 'two oak' tale. They will be impressed.

There are two types of squirrel also native to the UK; Fat squirrels and thin squirrels. The only way to tell the difference is that fat squirrels are good for eating and thin squirrels are not. Remember that. Does anyone know if a Sessile acorn fed squirrel is fatter than a Common acorn fed squirrel?


Friday, April 23, 2010

Week 14 - Thompson's Gazelle










Did you know ...top 10 fastest mammals

1. Cheetah 71 mph
2. Pronghorn Antelope 57 mph
=3. Blue Wildebeest (Brindled Gnu) 50 mph
=3. Springbok 50 mph
=3 Lion 50 mph
=6. Brown Hare 48 mph
=6. Red Fox 48 mph
=8. Grant's Gazelle 47 mph
=8. Thomson's Gazelle 47 mph
10. Horse 45 mph


WOW - I mean we all knew the Cheetah would be first, but what odds that a Pronghorn Antelope and a Brindled Gnu would be runners up? I mean, is a Red Fox really slower than the Brown Hare? I think not, otherwise we would be swamped with hare as the woofing fox would never never catch any.... and how do they know that a Grants Gazelle is exactly the same speed as a Thompson's Gazelle. How? hey .and ....my...Loins are woofing faaaaaaaa-rrrrssst. Remind me not to bark at any on my walks,,, do they live in London? Hyde Park? Wimbledon?.....Bromley?


Friday, April 16, 2010

WEEK 13 - Fat Dog Characteristics









This week I have listed just some of my best qualities. Please note that this is only the list of qualities that easily springs to mind. For those that require a complete list, then please email me.

Sensitive, charismatic, professional, determined, caring, compassionate, dedicated, intelligent, numeric, eduacted, rational, resourceful, considerate, respectful, friendly, generous, helpful, artistic, punctual, amicable, sympathetic, tenderhearted, thoughtful, tolerant, understanding, refined, patient, humorous, loyal, numeric and modest.


I like my Horlicks strong and my squirrels fat.

[Editors note: We do not recommend that you serve your dogs Horlicks they should be given a balanced diet without hot bedtime drinks]