WEEK 3 - A Dog's Dinner - Air, Water & Food

My owner takes me to the Vet.

"My dog is fat" he says. The Vet ponders whilst I look at the floor. I'm not that fat. Then the Vet enquires;

"Mr Blog. There are only three things that go into your dog",

1) Air
2) Water
3) Food

"Which one do you think is making him fat?"

I look up.

By the spark of enlightenment and guilt that briefly occupies his face I believe my owner has guessed the right answer. Woof. Now he knows.

I stare at the Vet - I'll chase his cat one day.

Well it's not my fault is it? Humans are the problem. Look at fat humans they;

1) Go and buy the food
2) Prepare the food
3) Eat the food

All I do is eat what he gives me. Thus Fat Dog Says: Fat humans are x3 times as bad as fat dogs. If you are human and don't want to be fat then desist in any one of those three processes, either don't buy fat food, or don't cook it, or even then you don't have to eat the woofing stuff.

Anyway .... where is my dinner? A fat dog can not live on air and water alone.