WEEK 6 - "Ohh Oh Something To Do" - 24 Series 8

Dogs have good hearing, and we overhear a lot of strange stuff I can tell you. For example I head this man the other day talking into a little black box.

Man on mobile - "No I took both shoes today"

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Man on mobile - "Because I did not want to leave one at home"

I pondered on this a while. I came to no real conclusion. I stared at the floor, then at his feet. Yes, he had two legs and yes he was wearing two black shoes. What on woof was he on about? Last week, in the lift, the conversation got even stranger.

It went like this;

Girl 1 - "Blah blah blah, yeah and of course there is 24, I like that"
Girl 2 - "oh yeah series 7, seen all of those"
Girl 1 - "No, not series 7, Series 8 is out now"
Girl 2 - looks up in amazement
Girl 2 - "Ohhhhhhh"
Girl 2 - "Ohhhhhhh"
Girl 2 - "Something to do in the evenings!"
Girl 2 - smile

..she must lead an exciting life then. Woof me and I thought chasing squirrels in the forest was a fun day out. So in 24 there are x24 shows, each 45 minutes long and it covers a full 24 hours of this humans frenetic life. I don't know what humans do all day but my day usually goes a bit like this;

- 1/2 hour thinking about squirrels.
- 1/2 hour burying things in the garden (possibly a squirrel!).
- 1/2 hour eating.
- 1/2 hour trying to remember where I buried the stuff from earlier.
- 1/2 hour sniffing my butt etc (euphemism).
- 1/2 hour for recreation.
- 21 hours sleeping and lying about. Dog rest. Staring at ceiling etc.

So when does Jack Bower get time to do a bit a squirrel chasing? He does not. This programme is not realistic, I doubt it's realism.